Sick of your parents telling you how new music sucks? Do something about it! Wear one of these bad boys while you’re popping a cap in rock and roll’s ass. Or, maybe you’re a bitter old person who can’t bear the thought of Madonna being in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. You might as well make a clean break with the past. Buy one of these t-shirts. Now. Baby boomers love to wallow. Or maybe it’s crow. Anyway, ask us. Rock & roll is dead, and we killed it. We had to.