MPU Varsity Masturbation Team T-Shirt
The official team wearable from the Midwestern Polytechnic University Varsity Masturbation Team. Go Fighting Blivets! Show your support with these black, Fruit of the Loom 4.7 oz. SoftSpun crew T-shirts, available in medium, large or extra large. IMPORTANT: see the “Additional Information” tab below for available sizes and garment care instructions. To view product larger, simply click on the image at left, and a pop-up will open showing a zoomed image. Once that window is open, click on its upper lefthand corner to zoom in even larger.
Product Description
Remember college? It was that thing you did for a few months after high school. Remember now? Even if you didn’t go to college (in fact, you’re infinitely more suitable as a Growling Hamster customer if you didn’t even attend high school), you were probably jealous of those big, studly jocks oozing muscles and cheerleaders. Now, you can pretend you’re just like them. Get on the team without even trying out! Varsity Masturbation might not have bowl games, but you’ll never have a problem finding extracurricular activities. After purchase, you’ll have a new alma mater, Midwestern Polytechnic University, which holds the distinction of being one of the few accredited institutions of higher learning to maintain its original academic mission of “Amateur Pharmacology—it’s the highest form of learning.” MPU’s Fighting Blivets sports teams are always among the most competitive in the tough Malarial Valley Conference. Buy your way to athletic glory today, just like real alums!
Additional Information
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| Imprint | Image is imprinted with a vivid, full-color heat transfer, using pigment-based inks and a professional, high-temperature heat press. The imprint will not tolerate hot water or a hot dryer, and is warranted only if the garment care instructions are followed. All artwork is copyright Conceptsmart, Inc. and may not be duplicated for any purpose without prior authorization by us. Item is intended for personal, consumer use only. |
| Garment care Instructions | Wash these items in cold water ONLY, and dry on the lowest (coolest) temperature setting. DO NOT IRON. The imprints will not tolerate hot water or a hot dryer, and are warranted only if these care instructions are followed. Minimal shrinkage will occur after drying, and almost none will occur from washing. These shirts are very size-stable. |