Bikers have become big business. Ed Hardy crap, reality shows like “Orange County Choppers” and fictional bikers like those seen on “Sons of Anarchy.” Yep, bikers are big. So big, in fact, that we’re not sure where the reality begins and the fantasy ends. When Hunter S. Thompson was hanging with the Hell’s Angels, you could be pretty sure he was talking about real guys. Now? Who the hell knows any more? Since we’re pretty sure most of you won’t be joining a real motorcycle club anytime soon, we’re offering you a chance to enjoy all the status of being a biker, without any of the hassles. Hassles like jail, amphetamine overdoses and death. Simply buy this shirt, wear it, and your friends will suddenly think you’re a psychotic hard-ass. By the way, this t-shirt has nothing to do with Nazis. We hate Nazis. You should, too. That’s a Maltese cross. We don’t hate people from Malta. Or bikers.