Iron Death Choppers T-Shirt
The authentic wearable from Southern California’s notorious, violent, speed-crazed and entirely imaginary custom motorcycle shop, Iron Death Choppers. These are black, Fruit of the Loom 4.7 oz. SoftSpun crew T-shirts, available in medium, large or extra large. IMPORTANT: see the “Additional Information” tab below for available sizes and garment care instructions. To view product larger, simply click on the image at left, and a pop-up will open showing a zoomed image. Once that window is open, click on its upper lefthand corner to zoom in even larger.
Product Description
Bikers have become big business. Ed Hardy crap, reality shows like “Orange County Choppers” and fictional bikers like those seen on “Sons of Anarchy.” Yep, bikers are big. So big, in fact, that we’re not sure where the reality begins and the fantasy ends. When Hunter S. Thompson was hanging with the Hell’s Angels, you could be pretty sure he was talking about real guys. Now? Who the hell knows any more? Since we’re pretty sure most of you won’t be joining a real motorcycle club anytime soon, we’re offering you a chance to enjoy all the status of being a biker, without any of the hassles. Hassles like jail, amphetamine overdoses and death. Simply buy this shirt, wear it, and your friends will suddenly think you’re a psychotic hard-ass. By the way, this t-shirt has nothing to do with Nazis. We hate Nazis. You should, too. That’s a Maltese cross. We don’t hate people from Malta. Or bikers.
Additional Information
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| Imprint | Image is imprinted with a vivid, full-color heat transfer, using pigment-based inks and a professional, high-temperature heat press. The imprint will not tolerate hot water or a hot dryer, and is warranted only if the garment care instructions are followed. All artwork is copyright Conceptsmart, Inc. and may not be duplicated for any purpose without prior authorization by us. Item is intended for personal, consumer use only. |
| Garment care Instructions | Wash these items in cold water ONLY, and dry on the lowest (coolest) temperature setting. DO NOT IRON. The imprints will not tolerate hot water or a hot dryer, and are warranted only if these care instructions are followed. Minimal shrinkage will occur after drying, and almost none will occur from washing. These shirts are very size-stable. |
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