One of our old favorites, created when North Korea’s Kim Jong Il was way more alive than he is today. Sure, there’s another generation of Kim running the show now, but you can still show your devotion to the Dear Leader with one of these t-shirts. Our stylish “Progress Through Paranoia: Sex, Drugs and Tasty Kim Chee Since 1948” honors the country that just might be lobbing missiles at Alaska some day soon, so we might as well show our appreciation. These shirts are actually printed in an American sweat shop, but they have all the quality of their North Korean counterparts. We think the artwork’s cool, and it has those Obama colors of which you Yankee imperialist hegemonists are so fond. These shirts are tastier than pickled cabbage buried in earthen jars, and allow you membership into the popular Axis of Evil.