North Korea Progress T-Shirt
Feel the love when you wear your North Korea “Progress Through Paranoia” t-shirt. These are black, Fruit of the Loom 4.7 oz. SoftSpun crew T-shirts, available in medium, large or extra large. IMPORTANT: see the “Additional Information” tab below for available sizes and garment care instructions. To view product larger, simply click on the image at left, and a pop-up will open showing a zoomed image. Once that window is open, click on its upper lefthand corner to zoom in even larger.
Product Description
One of our old favorites, created when North Korea’s Kim Jong Il was way more alive than he is today. Sure, there’s another generation of Kim running the show now, but you can still show your devotion to the Dear Leader with one of these t-shirts. Our stylish “Progress Through Paranoia: Sex, Drugs and Tasty Kim Chee Since 1948” honors the country that just might be lobbing missiles at Alaska some day soon, so we might as well show our appreciation. These shirts are actually printed in an American sweat shop, but they have all the quality of their North Korean counterparts. We think the artwork’s cool, and it has those Obama colors of which you Yankee imperialist hegemonists are so fond. These shirts are tastier than pickled cabbage buried in earthen jars, and allow you membership into the popular Axis of Evil.
Additional Information
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| Imprint | Image is imprinted with a vivid, full-color heat transfer, using pigment-based inks and a professional, high-temperature heat press. The imprint will not tolerate hot water or a hot dryer, and is warranted only if the garment care instructions are followed. All artwork is copyright Conceptsmart, Inc. and may not be duplicated for any purpose without prior authorization by us. Item is intended for personal, consumer use only. |
| Garment care Instructions | Wash these items in cold water ONLY, and dry on the lowest (coolest) temperature setting. DO NOT IRON. The imprints will not tolerate hot water or a hot dryer, and are warranted only if these care instructions are followed. Minimal shrinkage will occur after drying, and almost none will occur from washing. These shirts are very size-stable. |