Kiss Me Under the Balls at Seymour’s Pawn Shop T-Shirt
These are black, Fruit of the Loom 4.7 oz. SoftSpun crew T-shirts, available in medium, large or extra large. IMPORTANT: see the “Additional Information” tab below for available sizes and garment care instructions. To view product larger, simply click on the image at left, and a pop-up will open showing a zoomed image. Once that window is open, click on its upper lefthand corner to zoom in even larger.
Product Description
Pawn stars aren’t just big shots in Vegas. “Jewelry and Loan” outfits are a dime a dozen in cities across America. The last bastion of failed dreams and poor planning, pawn shops have been around since at least the Middle Ages. Like just a few other enterprises, they predate widespread literacy, born in an age of pictographs and runes. The centuries-old symbol of the pawnbroker? A series of three spheres, held by a bar or branches. There are vague stories of Lombardian origins, coupled with mysterious Medici connections, but we like to think of it as the ultimate three cherry cocktail garnish. Any decent pawn shop will have this symbol incorporated into its signage or, better still, manifested as a three dimensional sculpture traditionally hung over the entrance. We like to think of it as mistletoe for the unfortunate. So does Seymour, apparently. Meet us there. Seymour’s Loans: kiss me under the balls!
Additional Information
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| Imprint | Image is imprinted with a vivid, full-color heat transfer, using pigment-based inks and a professional, high-temperature heat press. The imprint will not tolerate hot water or a hot dryer, and is warranted only if the garment care instructions are followed. All artwork is copyright Conceptsmart, Inc. and may not be duplicated for any purpose without prior authorization by us. Item is intended for personal, consumer use only. |
| Garment care instructions | Wash these items in cold water ONLY, and dry on the lowest (coolest) temperature setting. DO NOT IRON. The imprints will not tolerate hot water or a hot dryer, and are warranted only if these care instructions are followed. Minimal shrinkage will occur after drying, and almost none will occur from washing. These shirts are very size-stable. |
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