MY PARENTS WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY SOMALI PIRATES AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT. Your folks had a great time someplace nice but they didn't bring you back anything? Get 'em one of these. If they were really held by Somali pirates, then they must be rich, and you can afford a box full of these t-shirts. They're ideal for wearing while you're redeeming those mutual funds to make ransom. Arrrrrrr. You can read more about these shirts, and glean all sorts of half-truths and misinformation about Somali pirates, at our Blog.
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